Denton? You paying attention? I bet Goatse never pops up on a Tesla display...

Well obviously the amazing Full Throttle intro requires a nomination. The Gone Jackals!

Oooooh I want one.

Duck the Fodgers! Go Giants!

"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

What can I say? Pony meat is delicious.

This game better not TOUCH last-gen hardware..

you're right, the auto correct murdered that sentence in cold blood.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

Maybe it would be more appealing if it wasn't so damn stereotypical. Maybe not have your convention in a gay club

First the planes falling off the sky on weekly basis, then extincted plague returns, now the river runs red... Great scott, the conservatives were right, gays and weed is bring on the apocalypse.

I own a MkIV Golf. Yeah, the oil disappears, it creaks like your grandmother's bed, the headliner is in my lap, the springs have fallen out of the seats, the rear defroster doesn't work, I haven't opened the glove compartment in years because the handle broke off, the driver's door requires two pulls to open because…

Admiral Anderson?

Why is it that whenever 2ch is mentioned on this site, it is imminently followed by "japans largest internet forum"? Every time.

Two members of idol group AKB48, Rina Kawaei and Anna Iriyama, were attacked at an event this weekend by a saw-brandishing man. Both sustained cuts on their hands and head, but are expected to recover from their injuries. The suspect, 24-year-old Satoru Umeta, was arrested for attempted murder. [Thanks Mox Factor!]

No problem. I also sometimes masturbate in the living room.