This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

I just double checked and there wasn’t any update on the scheduling from the Destiny or Bungie Twitter accounts. While Paul Tassi reported that the event was delayed as a “grace period” that doesn’t change the fact that people were told to show up at 1:00 p.m. ET and then didn’t see the big boom until 2:30 p.m. 

The order 66 survivors... clothing collection! One of those worthless ponchos should have read “My teacher got murdered in front of me and all I got was this stupid light saber.”

if FE had something besides skinny sword-wielding anime teens

Luigi is the better and more interesting Mario brother.

As far as im concerned, the Uncharted movie already came out Starring Nathan Fillion and anyone cast in this new one is wrong and i hate it.

They picked a gun that has a gigantic chin in front of the trigger guard and THEN couldn’t even put the batteries in there?  Yeah, look, I love me some Borderlands, but this is trash.

Why is there like 20 seconds of stuff and the rest of the trailer is a static image with nothing going on? I thought they were going to have in-game video but I guess they thought a static screen was way more exciting?

Spending hours on this raid and getting some lame-ass drill sounds almost as bad as spending $60 and getting Fallout 76.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Why, is it only half finished?

Fixed it for you:

The fact that this type of game is only “enjoyable” when you’re doing chores to get things, rather than when you actually obtain the things you want, says a lot. It’s just an admission that the game isn’t fun, but rather a cynical hijacking of your brain’s risk-reward loops. Get too many rewards too quickly, and…

Hunger Games!

I want a deeply compelling stories about the folly of violence and youth, set in a militaristic version of Japan featuring over the top violence mixed with touching moments.

hahah suckers! I’m not good enough for things like “tiers” and “rankings” to matter. I can play anyone and be equally bad!