In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

It’s wrong yes but it happens and he should work on it to correct it. I will admit it was always a go to insult for men who are now in our 30's-40's etc. But lets not overreact. It’s not like the whole city of Boston Chanting the n word at players and then pretending to be tolerant. It’s why I wanted Ball to go to…

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Anyone else know that camelbak bottles with the long straws and chocolate milk become pressurized when they turn from the heat and 2 days in the car?

I don’t think they should. I just don’t like seeing abortion used to reverse conscious, albeit dumb and/or not well-thought-out, decisions.

Bored or just loves Oakland that much. By most accounts he did not go wild with spending his millions so he’s pretty much set for life.

Probably taking one last opportunity to play for his home team before they move.

These are not the only 2 options for a guy like Lynch.

Break out the Skittles and the dick-holding TD leaps!

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Puig was, of course, appropriately chastized for his glove flip after the throw.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

I don’t know how they could pull it off, but I’ve suspected for a while that it’s going to somehow end with Elizabeth ultimately losing her faith in their homeland/mission before Phillip does. With Young Hee, we’re finally seeing the toll that it’s taking on her emotionally, and at some point she’s going to snap and…

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Trophies!?!??”

Surprising absolutely everyone, the WNBA draft is tonight.