That’s great and everything but I still want to eat it. 

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Those things are not mutually exclusive. Women can be afraid for their safety and men can be afraid of false accusations at the same time.

After a belaying mistake causes Honnold to fall and get injured, he floats the idea of breaking up with McCandless on the spot. She has to break through his wall and get him to see that he can, in her words “have it all,” while she simultaneously copes with the ever-present possibility of Honnold crashing to the…

I don’t know if he ever actually played the role before, but in my mind’s eye, John Henry always looked like Michael Clarke Duncan.

The fact that we’re all guilty is precisely why standing on a high horse is a stupid move. Deadspin commenters are every bit as vile and cruel as anything you’ll find on reddit or 4chan, which is precisely why it’s so hollow when everyone around here decides to get all righteous for a cause.

On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list. 

WNBA players refuse to believe their sport is not mainstream. Look at the ratings, their games should be relegated to the one day ESPN Ocho airs obscure sports. The percentage earnings comparison is not a fair one due to WNBA team owners not clearing anything close to the NBA owners even with TV deals. My advice would…

I know this isn’t going to go well but is it possible that they only receive 20% of revenue because the WNBA as a whole is NOT as profitable as the NBA? They have to pull less revenue because the cost of running the league is equal to the NBA but the revenue is not equal to the NBA?  I could be mistaken but last time…

If you had told me after the first Thor that Chris Hemsworth would end up anchoring a massive crossover superhero movie with his comedic timing and emotional range, I would have been...skeptical. But he was almost the MVP of Infinity War. I was stunned, even after enjoying the hell out of Ragnarok.

But not really because Stephen Colbert (in this scenario) was already a household name making really good money and decided to go to Fox News. PFT was looking for a decent paying job and Barstool was the place that offered him one. Let’s not act like he had multiple suitors and he thought that Barstool was the one…

Haters gonna hate.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

DIET COKE.

Thank you.

Pity is definitely one of the many feelings I experienced, along with scorn, disbelief, renewed rage, amusement and fatigue.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Sam Bradford= Football Ryan Reynolds. Does anybody else see this?

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”