Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

NC State, class of 1995.

Big fucking surprise who the beneficiary of this is. Academia genuflects to prestige, reputation and incumbency. So does its athletics.

I think you mean the disc ...

You’re fired. No disrespect.

pretty sure this will be on Phillip Rivers tombstone

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll

The bad news : AV Club was finally bitten by the Kinja zombie

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Do you smoke after sex?

13-12, some cranky people around the office this morning.

I’m not sure I ever really went to bed. I saw a tweet that said:

0-0.  Have a nasty cold. Checked out early. What did I miss?

That game was like an acid trip for me - one bad flashback after another. The ‘80 NLCS v. Phillies (Astros’ bullpen and Nolan freaking Ryan falling apart); the ‘86 NLCS v. Mets (the Astros blowing a 9th inning lead to send it to Mike Scott and Game 7, only to tie in the bottom of the inning, only to then again blow it…

Every morning following a game in this series, my son has woken up by asking, “Did the Astros win?” And given what he’d seen from the beginning of each game, he hasn’t believed our answers until he sees the box score on our phones.

Deadspin office probably celebrating like the Hulk Hogan verdict got overturned right now

Yeah, but at least it’s a dry tweet.

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

Brigham da noise, Brigham da funk!

If the only black guy at BYU who’s not on the football team thinks he can hide inside a cougar costume, he’s pleasantly mistaken.