Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

At least we still have Verlander and Upton.

Every time a ball is crushed to that part of the park, Brad Lidge loses a little bit more of his soul.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

If the Cardinals continue to play like this we’ll have to stickum near the bottom of the division.

“they lost, 2-1"

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

I hear Phil Simms might be available

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

Amway laughs at their puny efforts:

At my school they were more into pom-pomzi schemes.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

He takes time off every game. It’s called “When he should be playing defense.”

This absolutely has to be the centerpiece of his defense. “Ladies and gentlemen, this young lady wants you to believe the impossible...”

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.