The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

What time is the superbowl?

A few weeks ago, my extremely moody and snotty-ass 13-year-old was giving me the usual bullshit as I was asking her to put on her seatbelt (all the while, refusing to put on her seatbelt). I was just wrecked from everything, my job, the election, you name it, and I leaned over and screamed, “Put on your mother-fucking…

Just today that groundhog predicted six more weeks of nuclear winter.

Suprised the headline was not “Watch Steph Curry hit a mid-court shot off his father’s hands!!”

Remember when he called the pretty girl pretty and everyone shit their pants?

“Some people have said that I’m taking this oil stain lightly, but I’m not. I realize how serious oil spills can be from both a staining and slip-and-fall perspective. I’ve set up some cones to mark off the spill area and even bought a roll of these fancy blue Shop Towels on a roll to help wipe up the area once the…

I can just see him doing housework.

It’s like Apex vs Starter all over again.

Probaly, yeah

He probably gets fustrated when he’s in the liberry too.

I never looked at it that way. Makes a lot of sense, though. Time has been tough on Barkley, tho. In a lot of ways, he was sorta the Melo of his generation: great, but flawed, and often blamed for his own lack of success.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

Okay Deadspin, you got a man from one of the most hated teams in America put in jail for 46 months.

They should include fans in these contests so we can see how they stack up/don’t stack up. Have fans try to catch the drone drop, and bring in dodgeball teams to play against the NFLers. I’d watch 3 hours of that.

You and Burneko to Yahoo for Wojnarowski and a 3rd round pick in the 2018 journo draft. Sorry, Al...

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

Carter has managed to remain a useful NBA player more than a decade past his prime.

yes, because there have already been arrests made

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!