This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

That’s why I never dunk. I totally could if I wanted to though.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

Asking as an American: I know you guys spell a lot of words like favor and center wrong, but lose? That is a new one for me.

He seems well-suited for a comeback.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

I had my son 4 days after my 22nd birthday, and have been grateful ever since.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

Nah, I can’t get behind this one. You got taxpayers (including victim’s family) paying for a surgery that isn’t absolutely necessary. There are many transgender folks, who aren’t murderers, that are much more deserving. Maybe we should just tell the law abiding trans community that if they want to have the surgery,…

awesome

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Robert Kraft approves.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.