Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

Look at the bright side, you could be paying him, playing him, AND leading the division in such a manner that makes you about as physically sick to your stomach as the phrase “The Trump Administration” does — Signed, Texans Fan

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

I’m trying to think who Gronk would’ve voted for.

she’s a latter day jordan fan, obvi.

How you managed to gather offense from that comment is quite a feat

Whatever you say, some dude’s always going to be offended

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

But this diatribe was totally worth his time.

Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied.

Yeah, The Slot is a scary place today.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

This will probably get zero love. And a lot of hate. That post made me love Deadspin.

If you were expecting him to wreck you would be mistaken. Usually a Bear only eats it when it is a monkey on a bike.

I would love it if someone with more musical experience/knowledge could tell me if there’s a vocal reason, but I just can’t get over how bad his voice sounds to me? Like, he genuinely sounds like a very average singer. I don’t mean this as an insult, but it’s hard for me to listen to him sing and I’m curious if it’s…

It’s been 10 years since Alpha Dog, and in the time since, Timberlake has tried hard to be a leading man in a variety of genres (In Time was sci-fi, Friends with Benefits was romcom, Runner Runner was an action thriller) to almost total viewer apathy.

Ted Cruz: Tax Payer