#allwivesmatter

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

According to pro football reference they only have 3 retired numbers 7, 18, and 44. It’s still ridiculous that he’s a member of their ring of honor tho.

I think you’re burying the lede here, Patrick. Did the Broncos actually retire John Lynch’s number after 4 seasons? And they were only a dominant team for one of those years, 2005. Honestly, if that’s not white privilege, I don’t know what is.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

They’re all butt and that still won’t stop them from sweeping the Bears.

I’m a Texans fan, and I approve this message.

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

Soccer Mom is way worse than Beer Dude in that scenario though. If one of her kids steals your seat, and you have the NERVE to ask for it back, you’re an irredeemable asshole.

Agreed. I know this will sound horrid and Internet Tough Guy, so I apologize in advance...but if they resist getting out of the seat, I really see nothing wrong with hitting them in the fucking ear.

Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…

Take your star, you jerk.

He’s not natural in the pocket

He’ll never make it, his pussy-grabbing mechanics are awful.

That right there is funny. I don’t care who you are.

+1 co-pay

That was Over The Top.

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.