But what’s funny is the “must come up with an original name” people always wind up with a kid who has 5 other kids in that grade with that name. Turns out other people stumbled on Hazel, as well.

I suppose if you’re going to essentially repost the same head-in-the-sand Vote Blue rhetoric you did yesterday, the least I can do is repost my fact-filled response as well.

I wasn’t aware anyone could have a stated opinion on the subject that didn’t make me respect them a little less. Well done.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Ah, I came here expecting to see the usual Gawker disdain for all things midwest, but had to reach the comments to find a douchebag to fulfill it.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Also the Cleveland Cavs came back from 3-1 down to beat the Warriors.

Janay Rice apologizes for her role in causing this situation.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

Really? Are you guys really gonna post one of these EVERY TIME the Giants lose on a walk off balk? Guess it must get pretty boring at your magazine huh smh

This passage highlights exactly why institutions of higher learning shouldn’t be in the business of adjudicating rape: “Every rape victim wants what campus activists are asking for: a fair investigation, counseling to help with their trauma, a home where they feel safe, people who listen.” They can and should have all…

The 3 and 4 spots in the Astros’ lineup are manned by a 5'6" second baseman and a 21-year-old shortstop. The next few years are going to be fun as hell.