The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Well it’s not like the guy stepped on any toes.

The hottest of takes.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

The Invasion of Norman D

I will invite my enemies into my home and show them how much my life is better than theirs, purely out of spite. I will offer them the finest of scotch while I dance around their son’s recent legal trouble and their daughter’s inability to keep her legs closed. I will show this man’s wife what could have been if she…

That’s his mime shirt, ‘cause he ain’t sayin’ nothin’.

Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.

I wish this anecdote were a little more baller.

I love Bo. He could have been one of the greatest of all times in two sports had it not been for his injury. But he took it in stride and hasn’t shied away into obscurity like most would. The 30 for 30 on him was excellent.

Bo Jackson never gets his due, either as an athlete or for how he’s carried himself as a man after walking away from both games.

I know that feel bro.

For me, this story is even more enhanced by the fact that classy-ass Bo Jackson came out to help Ryan out. Bo Knew Sportsmanship.

Can he come out of retirement to beat the shit out of Yordano Ventura, too?

Nolan Ryan is also the subject of one of the most underrated pieces of sports photography ever (IMO)

“What are thoooooose?”

Cubs catcher Michael Barrett punching then-White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski right in the face as he crossed home plate.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.