Tom Cruise playing tom Cruise in every movie is the best acting evarr!!

My similar experience shows the opposite observation. Men have a huge advantage over women at the same weight, all things being equal.

Jezebel desperately needs science writers, or at least science-literate writers.

NFL Blitz on N64 or GTFO!!!

We spent hours in the dorms making our own characters and beating the piss out of each other. It was this or Golden Eye 1999-2001. Those graphics were sweet on those 13 & 19 inch box tv’s!

Who are we rooting for again I forgot

Nobody is saying that is bad.

I have solved the eternal toilet seat debate: the person who cleans the toilet sets the default seat position. An elegant and just solution.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

“How many times have I asked you to [insert request]?”

“Put your shoes on.”

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

15. Quit touching each other!

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

Really happy to read that they have a good field this year. God forbid any of those adorable kids get hurt shagging fly balls during the competition.

So he’ll now be unemployed for 364 days a year.

2) Leaving

Yo ladies:

his twitter game is flalas.