LOL you two circle-jerking one another all over this page is hilarious.

Yeah, I'd definitely call that "considerably more stable less argumentative now".

And the elevator trailer for The Shining!

The AV Club

That, I'm afraid, is a level of maturity not present in Count Erpoint's programming.

Bruh, you're flaming out like Trump on Twitter. Relax and shut it down for a few hours.

I think it's very clear why this person would make such a comment: they obviously have a fantastic life. So fantastic, in fact, that they spend a significant amount of time reading reviews of movies starring performers that they hate.

Yeah, Alison Brie was REALLY silent. So silent, in fact, that she refused to appear entirely.

ROOM SERVICE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I and my schnauzers will be listening to Black Uhuru and Sly and Robbie for the rest of the night.

This movie is Coppola at his best. And Hackman, for that matter. It is an unassailable fucking masterpiece.

"…BvS (a truly great film)…"

Hmm…what if that rude girl was Kellyanne Conway?

Christ almighty, there are way too many of you shitheads bitching about the expression "woke". Y'all sound like your racist-ass grandparents.

Nope, that was "Awesome!"

Goyer's still writing these pieces of shit, huh?

Not, it wasn't "Embarrassing."

Yeah, but it's nice to know that Depp is an AV Club commentator, though…loved you in Dead Man, dude!

Pass. Fucking HARD PASS.

You and your wife are fuckin' rad.