That's my goto for cold and flu season. I hear you dropping a winter cough with serious bass, I'm hitting you with an immediate, "That cough don't sound too good, Bill Murray!"

Huh. Just do two < b >< b > tags and close it with two < /b >< /b >, apparently!

< strong > and < /strong > tags!

Uh-oh…this time, the aliens burst out of your back! (insert GIF of me making extreme wanking gesture)

Bizarrely, Swoosie Kurtz appears in both of them.

"He's a pain in this ass, this guy is."

Those people were dicks.

Huh…I feel like you're talking about Michael Caine in A Shock to the System, but that's early-90's and it's not a made-for-TV movie…

You misspelled "Hamlet" up there, chief.

I'm honestly not trying to be a jerk, but are there still Borders stores in Malaysia?

Just punchable; that Martin Shkreli cocksucker and Sam Brownback are sharing the "most punchable" title.

Douchebag?

And Hunt for Red October after Die Hard. That's a pretty kickass trifecta. I'll watch any of those movies if I come across them while channel surfing, and I already own all three.

Don't call it that.

Fuck yeah, Dulli would make a kickass president.

"…and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon…"

I think a more apt comparison would be that you like high-end food, but you also like eating raw sewage.

My friend really hit the nail on the head with his observation after watching Adaptation: "He has chemistry with himself."

I just find it strange that someone enjoys Archer, but also loves such a pandering, bullshit song.

Tucci: "This ain't my dick in your back."