Courtesy,

That's a very strange compliment that you can make about virtually every other person on the planet.

Sad? Nah, fam…that's a prick if I've ever seen one.

I love you! (And make it $10, @willharrisinva:disqus!)

*BING!*

Werner Herzog for season three showrunner, motherfuckers. Do it.

Real talk: I will PayPal you $5 for this.

Fantastic stuff, Will. Would have LOVED to hear about how he almost played Freddy Krueger…!

Zack's back, everybody! Can't wait to enjoy the movie that someone more talented is finishing for you, bruh!

Fuck your yankee blue jeans.

I literally have never heard a Dawes song and wouldn't recognize the sweet Laurel Canyon sound if I heard it.

Thumbs up? Fuck it; I'll blow him if I see him in public.

Chikara's fucked, but Shakira's okay.

Christ, you're an insufferable knob.

Not sure what difference it makes, but just reading this made me tear up a little.

Yes, and Christopher Lambert is Scottish! (Jesus, that movie sucks.)

Christ, you came in to act like a prick and you got called on it, prick. Don't pretend to be a victim here.

"…or whatever else someone would buy with Bitcoin." I'll give you a hint to something else one might buy with Bitcoin: it rhymes with "drugs".

LOL U MAD

This dickhead could be wearing a newborn baby on his head and I'd still think pretty hard about punching him in his stupid fucking face.