Paulette, I just want you to know that I've never felt such a strong urge to give someone a respectful hug and an unironic fist bump.

GODDAMNIT.

I've been laughing about this for the past ten seconds.

"I FIND YOU UNACCEPTABLE."

Hey, fuck you, he was on The Wire, too.

I swear to god, I thought that was Benedict Cumberbatch in drag in the picture.

<pesci>Told ya, ya fuckin' hack! And don't eat any of that fuckin' snatch, either!"</pesci>

No headphones? Or no weed? Because I know a guy for both.

And now he's streets behind.

Easy, Shonda. You'll bounce back.

Are you implying that there was a time when he WASN'T the villain?

Hey, can the awesome celebrities stop fucking dying? For Christ's sake, I'm expecting Bill Murray and Nick Offerman to die in the next couple goddamn months.

Oh…in that case, comment FLAGGED and upvoted retracted.

Holy shit. I don't have a horse in this race, but you are as well-informed as a motherfuckers gets. Respect.

I go straight to Killer Mike: "We some money-hungry wolves and we down to eat the rich!"

FUCK!

OH GOSH IT HURTS!

I always just thought it was so cold in the D…

Trump is the new Godwin's law?

…yeah, after watching his dumbass dad get ripped apart by a tornado.