"…from a script by F. Scott Frazier." Oh, eat a dick, dude.

Nailed it.

And real dishy defense lawyers… (meeee-ow!)

Wait…how is it pronounced?

Remember what we did to Jello Biafra?

Indeed it is. And I apologize for the "uninformed weirdo" crack. I am, as it turns out, both a thief AND an asshole.

I find it hilarious that no one has yet pointed this uninformed weirdo to her goddamn IMDB page yet.

Don't call it a comeback…

I actually didn't say that…but man, you hipster asshats have some pretty thin skin.

LOL Came here looking for contrarian bullshit from hipster asshats…was NOT disappointed.

"…or the late Philip Seymour Hoffman, all of whose supporting characters are scuttled off to the sidelines to watch and wait." I think that there was a completely different reason why Hoffman sat most of this one out…

I want Tom Hardy to do whatever the fuck he wants to me. Yes homo.

"Been seeing me in your dreams?" Cary Grant's exquisite delivery of that line (as well as the hand gesture) is one of the most perfect moments ever captured on film. Motherfuck yeah, Archie Leach.

(picks up phone) HelloYeahWhat?

BONESAW IS READYYYYYYYYYYYY!

You hate Jessica on Fresh Off The Boat and you likewise hate Phil on Modern Family? Christ, that's depressing. You should really just get rid of your television then be one of those assholes who brags about not owning a TV.

I'll be right outside your bunk, listening and…doing some other stuff.

Whose house?

"Shit! I knew I shoulda gone for that fuckin' flush!" Cutting Cards is a goddamn treasure, and Lance Henriksen and Kevin Tighe have awesome dirtball, Walter Hill-style chemistry.

You are mistaken. I had three brothers, and we all loved moving the screen up before the other player was ready, thus killing him. So many glorious, bloody fights.