A quick check on Wikipedia indicates that I'm totally mistaken, and I'm really just a huge asshole with a big mouth. Carry on, everyone.

And wasn't the "evil Luke" conceit all a put on anyway? I kinda remember the last issue having Luke say, "I'm not really evil…I was just undercover to kill the REAL bad guy!" And that struck me as the hackiest bullshit I've ever heard. Abrams' hack game ain't SHIT compared to that, even with the Khan stuff.

Freddies Krueger?

Or a baby at a drunk aunt shower!

Yeah, if you're the kind of person who dislikes both Billy Eichner AND Kristen Schaal, it's a safe bet that I hate the shit out of you.

Ironically, you're one of the few people I like. Just you and Minister Farrakhan. (And not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of.)

As an asshole who hates almost everyone on the planet, this brings me great joy.

Did he get EP? Good for him!

— NBC CEO

"Smells weird…who beefed?"

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
It's 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue!

LOL thisguyrighthere = @FatJew

We weren't even testing for that.

…and can you please speak to the size and/or attractiveness of the actresses' asses on Sense8?

Unbelievably, you can find it on the FBI's website: https://vault.fbi.gov/eric-…

I… I think I love you.

AND WHAT FOR JONATHAN BANKS, GODDAMNIT?!

"Dr. Katz…I think I'm falling hard for Dr. Katz…"

…makin' sure the Monkey Shines gettin' paid. (That's a fun-ass track.)

And even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you honey, and everything will bring a chain of love, and in the morning when I rise, you bring a tear of j—OH FUCK!!!