"COME AT ME."

Damn it, you're right. Should have listened to you in the first place.

And you were stationed…where? Because if you weren't stationed anywhere, you should probably shut the fuck up about ALL servicemen and servicewomen; those here AND abroad, shithead.

Huh…so hipster asshole acts like an asshole….news at 11:00!

Adorable and French, yes…but also delicious.

Looks to me like you're already pretty damn excited.

Robot Bastard had better make an appearance. Ringwald and Molly would also be acceptable.

I would naturally prefer it to look like Japanese Spiderman, but I'll settle for Italian Spiderman. Now, "shut your mouth pussycat, e fammi un macchiato, pronto!"

I'm proud of you, Dulé Hill.

Come on, son…you know that shit would be on NBC.

It can't be THAT bad; your mother wanted to watch it right after I plowed her last night.

It looks to me like Tompkins also comes pretty close to cracking after that quick leg squeeze at 0:22.

Boy, that's some hokey horseshit if I've ever heard it. It's an admitted manufacturing defect, and it's Amazon who should be fixing the problem?

Irrational? No, not irrational.

College kids ain't shit!

Yeah, she was the one playing LeBron James.

Forget that shit, I just wanna know when we're gonna get some damn T-SHIRTS.

misterseize is apparently posting from the 1950's…

Well, that's just great. Now I'm ovulating. Which wouldn't normally be a problem, but I'm a man.

Love this guy, and he's a damn good interview. I'm used to interviews with people like the lead singer of Toro Y Moi, or whatever alt-comic is particularly hot at the moment. To see such legendary pragmatism (totally free of AVC sarcasm or ironic detachment) is downright refreshing.