FUCK YOU, RICK BERMAN.

At least he has chicken.

Werner would have thrown in at least one semicolon.

Transparent? Like Jeffrey Tambor?

McCloud?

Netflix should resurrect this. Seriously, if they're resurrecting the live-action version of The Tick, anything is possible.

No, he's using it ironically, like the "comedians" from THE RIGHT STUFF—COMEDY FOR REAL AMERICANS™.

…the dry hump of marketing strategies.

I threw another one in just for you.

Agreed. It's all creepy and weird.

I'll keep your secret, new Beenz.

LOL I just checked out your ratio so I'm gonna stop wasting my goddamn time on you and your stupid-ass opinions.

I mentioned this a little up the thread, but is his (proudly stated) dismissal of other peoples' opinions based on their comment to upvote ratio any different?

Maybe, but a lot of those people were responding to his "my comment to upvote ratio is better than yours, so my opinion is more valid" attitude, so he had already kinda established a thoroughly creepy attitude about things.

He also mentioned wanting to shoot people leaving Cosby concerts, then defending his behavior as "performance art".

Damn it, I heard this in Pete Holmes' (admittedly decent) Pacino voice and I lost it sitting here at work.

An all-baby remake (à la Bugsy Malone) of Drive would be absolutely amazing.

"Shut your mouth pussycat, e fammi un macchiato. pronto!" (panther roar)

You forgot to upvote this one, and the "performance art" angle is only slightly less idiotic than the "my account was hacked" excuse.

Man…he went from "lunatic on the street screaming about a new world order"-crazy to "homeless alcoholic sitting in his own excrement"-sad in record time.