Oh, Fatman… are you actually upvoting yourself right now? Wow… I feel like I'm watching Clint Eastwood talk to that chair again.

Game Theory - "Kenneth, What's the Frequency?"

You have 4471 upvotes? LOL flagged for wasting my goddamn time. (I have 4509.)

"I have more MeowMeowBeenz™ than you! My opinion is much more important and valuable!"

Yeah, but you're currently batting .000 in this thread so maybe… you kinda overdid it this time?

…da fuq are "robster craws"?

Good on ya for including Hannibal, but you seem to have misspelled Run the Jewels 2 up there.

Business hours are over, baby.

I mean, just the fact that he calls himself "Scruffy. The Janitor." is mystifying. (Yes, it took me three years to come up with that.)

I just read this sumbitch, and I'm about to read the whole goddamn thing again. Also, I want to hear a damn good reason why this shit wasn't released as a podcast.

If El-P had to harass him for months, Modell should be ashamed of himself.

I heard this in Super Milk Chan's voice, and I laughed really hard here at work.

Still writing, huh? I guess that's just how you were raised…

#YouSuckMcBain

@fridoodly:disqus also spends a lot of time stomping puppies, hating Kubrick films, and chairing the local chapter of Contrarian Morons.

Back then, my and friends' term for going crazy was "goin' Beecher".

"It’s amazing how much stank someone can put on shouting “3,” for example." O'Neal…you son of a bitch.

…and/or ka-kow!

Look at that chin. Dude would have been a kickass Batman.

Is the director the same guy who played Michael J. Fox's cool best friend in Teen Wolf?