Or Alex P. Keaton.

Downvoted everyone. Getting too damn chummy in here.

It sure is!

That toothy girl from Mystic Pizza…?

You should save your money. I can get a ticket for you.

Yeah…we can get Bob and Doug McKenzie to star in it…with Max Von Sydow!

"Looking for social justice? Naw, you're hoping to get some pussy." That he can honestly say this shit without seeing that he's a walking sociopath stereotype is mystifying.

Who's the Disqus moderator for this site? My comments are constantly marked as SPAM, and I'd really like to comment, you guys.

Awesome news, you guys.

LOL Did you write that one?

You just had to use a gender-specific pronoun, didn't you?

"How fucking white are you?" Interesting choice of words, considering the debate.

Jesus, his death in 28 Days Later is heartbreaking. This dude is an amazing actor.

Happy Birthday!

I thought that was the polar bears?

Charade for the goddamn win.

There will never be a better assessment of Ben Mendelsohn and his performances.

Starring Liam Neesons and Bruce Willy?

I don't know, man…it seems like there should be at least a trace of accountability. If you're gonna throw a hissy fit if something can be spoiled for you, shouldn't you refrain from clicking anything that says "spoiler"? (See, I don't give a shit if you spoil something for me; that's why I can click with reckless…

Did you not click a link labeled "spoiler"?