A local amusement park, like a Six Flags. For years, I would get a summer pass. I loved rollercoasters since I was a kid, and this park also had a concert venue in it that bigger bands would play on their tours.

Mine is When Doves Cry. He sang it to me on karaoke night at this awesome divey Chinese place our first date. Ruining Prince for someone should be an automatic ticket to hell. 

Not a place, but a TV show. I used to watch “The Walking Dead”, and my then-wife suddenly took great interest and started watching it with me. She’d ask me all sorts of questions, we’d go back an binge watch previous seasons, etc. Turns out, she was banging some guy who loved “The Walking Dead”. I was so heartbroken…

As has been often repeated, Trump is guilty of what he accuses other of committing

Escalators.

Why does Trump have golf courses and hotels overseas?!  If they want to stay and play at a Trump property, they should come to the US!

“Our rights and liberties were illegally stripped away by this dishonest fool. We should be given our stolen time back?”

“Remember Mike Pence?”

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

Get away with you and your empirical facts!

Well, let me think. That would require me to go out on a limb and declare the right to be completely morally and ethically bankrupt.

It’s the face of sanctimonious evil.

Well for me now it feels like everywhere. I went on vacation for two weeks and come home to have him send me a text Wednesday saying he was talking to someone else and had been agonizing telling me. You’re in agony?! He just moved here so I’m terrified of running into him because I lived here my whole life. Every…

I was gonna say “It doesn’t matter, he’ll be too old after Trump —”

And then I googled it, and he’s only 60. What went so wrong? Why is his face like that? 

The apartment where I live, Disney World, New Orleans, those home Depot stores, the stupid church that’s on front of the library where my kids usually go after school, actually that one is fine because I don’t practice any religion, it’s just the fact that I remember things like he hit me in this place, he told me he…

He we go with on-the-spot declassification of classified data!

I was married once. It was on the planet Earth. Since then, fuck that place.

Duluth, Minnesota.

I greatly envy those who can move away after a breakup. My ex and I are gay men in a big Midwestern city and I constantly run into him and his new flame (who is 12 years my junior and it will never not hurt). My options are to suck it up or become a recluse.