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I don’t think it’s good to try to diagnose her- it’s not helpful and isn’t nice to her or the people who actually have the illness (i.e. as if saying “borderline” = bad behaviour.) I don’t know if you know but borderline personality disorder is basically having huge emotions that you can’t control, and that’s not

But what about Offerman and Mullally? I don’t know how you get more real than those two.

100% this. She isn’t going to run. She is a very smart woman, who understands that moment has passed. I love her, it is a travesty what happened in 2016, but there are no do-overs. She is super funny and savvy on social media, and I think this is her and her team doing that.

I met Liam and Miley once. They came into the bookstore I worked at last year as she has a home here. He was so kind and, well, normal. Just chatted like a normal customer while I was secretly melting into the floor. Miley, on the other hand, was super standoffish and refused to talk to any of the people working in

Why link TMZ stories when there are plenty of other sources for literally every piece? Really disappointed considering how much HL supports Trump - kinda contributes to his cause guys.

Moment of silence for Mandy Moore’s music career that never was because of that scumbag Ryan Adams.

Jesus H Christ, give that man a nurse and some antipsychotic meds and invoke the 25th amendment already.

Well, when I ended a LTR that was long past it’s expiration date I wanted to be gracious and keep my new relationship quiet for a little bit. I didn’t wait to move on, but I also didn’t feel it was necessary to rub salt in the wound. There’s something in between wearing black for a year and getting papped making out

Miley has way too much thirst for someone at her level of fame.

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It’s a really “blink and you’ll miss it” item in Tim Alberta’s book American Carnage but our Dear Leader is a big fan of Provigil. Supposedly it’s the source of his apparently endless stamina on the road.

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

Y’all, California has a 6 month “cooling off period” before divorces can be finalized. Stay tuned...

Miley Cyrus does not, has not, and cannot, twerk

I mean with the nonsense he's been spouting, are we sure he hasn't had one already?

Goddamn, his fucking tweets are stupidity made tangible, almost physical.

It takes a lot to piss off the Danes. They will doubtless give Obama plenty of love when he visits next month, which will piss off the second coming no end.

....Because of me, these countries have agreed to pay ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS more

C’mon heart attack...or stroke. It’s gotta be any day now, and while Pence is evil, he also has all the charisma of a boulder and should be easy to defeat in 2020.