If LOTR could do it, literally any other movie can too. Pare it down and release the full cut on DVD!

It’s like my new respect for Adam Levine after he paid for Christina Grimmie’s funeral.

Actually, some studies have found that learning multiple languages enhances working memory in kids - you don’t have to be unusually intelligent to be multilingual, but being multilingual may help develop intelligence! The usual scientific caveats apply (only in kids, no global measure of intelligence), but still...

Yes, definitely. It’s her M.O.: “There’s a special place in hell for women who tease me,” while ganging up and releasing diss tracks about other women.

:’( So sorry to hear about your doggy. Been there, it hits you like a ton of bricks.

Thank you so much for this. I’m 28, been out of work in my field for awhile, dealing with crippling depression, and feeling like I’m never going to come back from this. It really helps to hear that it’s at least possible.

Thank you for that legitimate snort of laughter.

Good riddance to that slimeball! Your awesomeness went way over his tiny peanut head. Very worst wishes for his romantic future.

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But, but, but...the Blurred Lines video was feminist! Big breasts break barriers! Objectification is empowering!

Literally can’t tell if that’s Fey or Palin.

Heheheheheheheheh. PIV.

It manages to be both a run-on AND a fragment!!! “[...]that my debut teen mystery[...]” DOES WHAT? You can’t just introduce a subject without a predicate!

OMG. Legit flinched away in horror.

Starred for making me imagine a squeaky toddler calling his parent a handjob.

For real, does he know that he’s pretty much accusing the EMTs of homicide? If poor Ezekiel wasn’t critical, he wouldn’t have needed life-saving equipment in the ambulance (though no doubt it was actually there). The EMTs would have had to go out of their way to cause his death if the dad was right. I know it’s not…

I dunno, but one or both of them are staring directly into the camera in almost all of those grainyass pictures.

Agreed. I hope she doesn’t trash the victims, but she wasn’t responsible for helping Jackson develop a sense of morality (looking at you, Brock Turner’s parents).

Can someone arrange for him to go hunting with Cheney?