That’s not Busy Bee!

WaPo is reporting that Roy “Kiddiefucker” Moore attempted to bribe one of his accuser’s lawyers to drop and disavow her in exchange for $10,000 and a meeting with Bannon.

Counterpoint: Pence is probably one of those evangelicals who feels obligated to bring about the rapture. Unless we make sure to put Democrats in Congress who have spines, won’t matter which house holds the majority.

Depends. Pence dealing with a Democratic congress might have to just try and deal with things. He’d be an asshole about it, but none of his truly weirdo shit would get through. If he has a GOP congress then yeah Gilead.

No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

Ben Carson’s days at the White House might be numbered. What incompetent man will replace him?

Every day. Every fucking day.

I feel like my head is going to explode, for real.

So they want a judge whose spouse is neutral on the subject of rape?

What a world we live in where I start my day by thinking “I believe Aubrey O’Day in this case”. 2018 is crazy.

You’re telling me. You should have seen the 2400 word version. They had to cut it to 800 because of space.

They are the same, except in all the ways they aren’t, which is all of them.

I still can’t believe him holding up a fucking flag was enough. Said jack shit about what he would do for the LGBT community, no mention of putting anything on congress’ domestic agenda, no word on what Obama-era protections and executive orders he’d continue, Nope! Flag, bro! More than enough! Mike who? Vice…

Where are they going to build the anti-LGBTQ wall?

More smoking, less exercise, far less preventative care (presumably due to discrimination or fear of discrimination from doctors).

lesbian and bisexual women have significantly higher risk of cardiovascular disease than straight women.

Sadly, this is not shocking. Infuriating, but not shocking from the goons in office. Pisses me off.

It is still too expensive for me. I can’t afford to dress ethically for $45-$65 for a tee or pullover. Would like to but can’t.

My wife’s maiden name is Machinic, pronounced “ma-HEE-nitch.” (Ukrainian/Hungarian.) 99% of Americans pronounced it “Mechanic.” I wonder if young Mr. Mechanic’s forebears simply gave up and embraced the mispronunciation.