If you want an actual, competent head of HUD, bring back Julian Castro from San Antonio. He was fantastic, had actual experience, and did the work required of him, which did NOT include redecorating.

Luxury problems.

Or everyone could just get over themselves and do Pilates. Yeah, I said it. Pilates.

Yogi...

Sorry, I just want to remind everyone that “yoga” as we know it was, in fact, invented by a man named B.K.S. Iyengar in the 50's or 60's. He combined saying Hindu sutras with poses from gymnastics and British calisthenics and called it “yoga.” There are, in fact, many older forms of prayer called “yoga,” and none of…

Go back to sleep, Ben.

This lawsuit sounds like a real... stretch.

I guffawed

Finally, a beef where EVERYONE is corny as hell. Thanks, yoga!

Clearly, no one’s headed to Heidi’s house, lol. I voted Oprah because I think it would be the most fun! Although, I’m now realizing it probably wouldn’t have the best food. Damn.

I’m here for the Busy Phillips bathroom heart-to-heart.

When Reese got pulled over and was all “Do you know who I am” it was the moment I knew I needed to party with Reese.

Okay, I almost came in and was going to defend the table price. We just installed a conference room table and it cost $20K. Then I saw the table in question. Now, I’m back to telling them to GTFO. Our table seats 26 people and has networking and power built directly into the table, and each one has to be custom built.…

thank you for your service.

Yes, but not at the same time.

Even if you take the “these sort of spaces should be furnished with very long term, antique pieces, because they become part of the historical record” view of public offices, you could get something under $10,000 that’s 200 years old.

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

To be fair, you need a pretty sturdy table to fight off a man with a knife at Popeye’s.

I’ve purchased one off Craigslist for $150

i recently purchased a $700 solid wood dining table from crate and barrel. it is very nice and very very safe.