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Fun fact: Comedian Christopher Guest, who wrote, appeared in and sometimes directed such classics as This Is Spın̈al Tap, Waiting for Guffman, and Best In Show, inherited a title and became Baron Haden-Guest. He took it seriously and dutifully attended sessions of the House of Lords until they changed the rules and

it’s easy to mythologize republicans as some sort of monster impervious to any degree of debasement, and that is largely true, but a republican could be forced out of office instantly for things most of us would consider very minor, e.g.:

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Stephen Colbert has a bit where he features rescue puppies, which is great, but I wish he’d feature adult dogs sometimes. Puppies have such an advantage when it comes to adoption.

I am also sure Caviezel had a hard time passing for 33 when he was 33 already. He was 33 in “Pay it Forward” and I’d have guessed older. I don’t think he can pass for 33 right now even if you squint and say “Well, he did live in the desert”.

Yes. Yes they will be. And the devil will be played by a woman again, and there will be Jewish people clinking coins together again. And god, that movie was awful.

Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo

How can Passion of the Christ have a sequel? Doesn’t the main character die in the first one?

1. How can one be “close to a virgin” 10 years after you started fucking?

Depending on where you live, some of these spaces invite new folks and even offer orientation classes. There is also a thing called a Munch, where people with a particular interest meet up at a public restaurant to network with like minded folks and have dinner. If you go to a party, just be polite - don’t just stand

I would be the “person” you spoke of who wore a “bra without cups” and “x’s over my nipples” in the article.

Yeah I only skimmed it and it wasn’t kink-shaming per se, but did seem vaguely... mocking? Just kind of all around uncomfortable

Even as a kink tourist, it would have been nice if she was genuinely interested in learning about kink or discovering something new and then engaging in it. Maybe she would’ve felt more comfortable participating if she was able to write anonymously? (probably not, from the sounds of it)

Umm...it’s a St. Andrews cross.

So... funny story about this expo. As you might imagine, many of the events take place in the evening, and portions of the show hall are rented out for other events during the day. One of those events a few years back was a quilting and sewing show, and my dear auntie was there, and so were several thousand other

You can have quite an enjoyable evening with a package of wooden clothespins.

Real talk? My hair towel has gotten more use in the bedroom than my singletail. It packs a MEAN punch. The end of it is super frayed from all the snapping, and it hurts even more when it’s wet. :D Our local community has a once-monthly event call The Lab, where it’s a different topic every month, and we’ve had a lot

An uncomfortable number of RenFest fairies have told me how corsets are also their fetish. Your opening line should never be, “How does just wearing the corset feel? No, I mean with nothing else on” while attempting to touch a total stranger. Just let me look at the crystals and dragon plushes.

“The Lair is lined with fetish practitioners of all stripes, often standing next to leather benches or wooden cross-beams or welded-iron contraptions with hooks and eyelets and everything else needed to introduce adult movie fans to what may be, to them, an unknown variety of sex-play.”