I remember when there was some sort of food poisoning scare revolving around pico de gallo about 10 years ago, maybe a little bit more than that. Tracking was a little bit tougher, and they couldn’t narrow it down any more than probably it was the jalapenos, but it might have been the tomatoes or onions, and it was…

Reason #5 for why I always leave the house with a fistful of warm cream cheese: when I purchase a soggy $8 danish, I want to be responsible for my own infections.

“Not to throw the inevitable race card into it...” 

Lolwut, Sean, did you go somewhere? Wotta maroon!

Given how much time he spends in bed, along with his health habits, I’m hoping a deep vein thrombosis will take care of him first.

Not to throw the inevitable race card into it, but do you think someone of color, or someone wearing a hijab would repeatedly get misdemeanors for successfully flouting not only the TSA but also gate agents / airlines and successfully making it onto numerous flights? No one would worry about their mental illness.

OMG... I’m not there yet in terms of age but I would LOVE to be a freedom protecting silver-ninja-grandma-lady in my twilight years. I need to make this happen. ;)

I’m still not sure if I can get past NPH and David Burtka having an Amy Winehouse corpse cake at their Halloween Party the very year she died. Who does that?

Chrissy Teigen also offered to pay the fee to cover McKayla Maroney’s NDA so she could testify. ❤

Fetch me the fire ants and honey for I have something to do to that bed.

Literally spent last 30 minutes looking at different sources and different polls. Good point on your side. They like to inflate all of their numbers so much, it’s laughable. Perhaps 20 to 25 percent of the country still strongly supports Trump; they were with him from the start.

Can you say “Sundown Syndrome”? I knew you could!

This is one of the best cartoons I’ve seen about him!

Social media feels like homework to me.

Make no mistake, that’s exactly what he does too.

If her tears fall down like raaaain

This is a deeply disturbing story that opens a lot of societal questions, the least of which is why is it so easy for a seemingly friendly looking old white lady to continually walk through security? She’s also clearly mentally ill and believes that Obama is part of a major conspiracy against her, but they let her go…

My biggest logistical question about this woman’s actions is: what happens when she’s taken someone else’s seat on the plane? Why isn’t it then immediately discovered that she doesn’t have a ticket? It can’t possibly be the case that she manages to sit in an unassigned seat every time.

what’s great about their donation is that they never tried broadcasting it — and that leads me to believe it’s because they didn’t care about boosting their image. they genuinely care about helping restore justice to those who have been wronged. love them as people.

My understanding is that raising money for a legal fund is a large part of the point.