I think my god father is going to die? Some people have god parents that they see a couple of times a year and they get a check on their birthday from them and that’s all. My god parents lived a couple houses down from mine and our families were and are extremely close. When I say close I don’t mean it in the we had…

I’ve never heard of that before. O have no idea. Have you tried googling recipes that use the paste to get some ideas? That’s my usual first step.

Hoping somebody notices me in the greys!

YOU GUYS! Today I walked into a marijuana store and free and clear bought some marijuana! I suffer from insane tension headaches that are only helped by Botox (not even Soma works to relax my muscles!) and I’m desperate for a little more relief.

I’ve been in that boat with an adopted adult dog and the house training was really hard! I recognize that not everyone supports positive reinforcement with food but if a dog is food-motivated and you need a bad habit to stop, then I think it’s worth exploring.

I was going to, but I have done precisely zero prep this year. I’ve only reached 50k once (in 2013), and it was only because I was highly prepared. Oh well. How is your outlining going? Are you taking the day off on Tuesday to commence writing?

No idea if my stories will help or not but here goes. Our first beagle came to us at 4 weeks old because he and his siblings had razor sharp teeth and their mother refused to suckle them anymore. He had been raised on newspapers as his bed. Which meant that we couldn’t paper train him for anything, because he didn’t…

I know what I’M wearing!

STRONGER TOGETHER thread: what are people doing, above and beyond voting, to help elect our first female president? I’ve donated some $$$, talked to all my peeps in swing states, and tried phonebanking (but it was the middle of a weekday and only one nice old lady picked up who is going to vote for our girl Hillary in…

Speaking of squirrels, I was recently in New Hampshire for a wedding and I decided to spend the day in Boston doing various tourist things before flying back home. At the Bunker Hill Monument there was a white squirrel, a white fucking squirrel, just flaunting its exceptional fur in front of all the gawking humans. It…

I broke up with my boyfriend over a month ago and I still think about him all the time and wonder what he’s doing/whom he’s fucking. It was an abusive toxic relationship and we lived together so I had to move 1,000 miles back home. So now I live with my mother, whom I hate, because she’s an overbearing narcissist who…

I know this is boring, but you can always just put it in a savings account. That’s what I usually do with extra money. Anyway, if not I hope you spend it on something wonderful!

It pisses me off because the state has closed so many wildlife rehabs this year and THEY KNOW that there aren’t enough places to rehab these little guys.

My antisocial ass is being forced to go to a party I dont want to go to. Have a good night Jezzies!

Baby was Rosie the Riveter for Halloween and snoozed her way through Boo at the Zoo. I’m also fed up with their janky “nursing rooms” always being locked so I nursed on random benches all over sorrynotsorry everyone.

Should I say it? This is what happens when you legalize pot. HAHAHAHAHA.

Just got my quarterly bonus yesterday, which came out to about $600 after taxes. I still think it’s completely arbitrary, but at least it’s an arbitrarily decent chunk of money. No clue what to do with it though.

Hey Jez Happy Halloween! Here’s a Supernatural gif.

Stupid humans, it’s Squirrel Creek. Where else are they supposed to go?

Squirrels are my spirit animal and I just saw a bunch frolicking at the zoo today. What a wonderful Saturday.