Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

I know, right? Sam and Dean Winchester should be tracking me down right about now...

Well, honey (the old lady says, pulling up her rocker), ya gotta build up to it, get yerself hooked for well nigh on six years. Tolerance is an amazing thing. I had a back injury in 1999 and two vicodin would take care of it all day, but I had to do that every day, and by 2007 thats when I was taking enough oxy to…

Yeah it’s always nice. It was always Samhain I had a hard time getting off. Ironically my most conservative boss was the one who had the least problem with me asking off for a holiday.

Definitely caffeine helps. I’ve also heard that greek yogurt can be a migraine trigger, which is odd.

Way to bury the lede on the exorcism bit!

Late to the game, but I have a great vomit story. I was pregnant some 25 years ago and on a flight from Frankfurt to NYC. I developed motion sickness and needed to vomit, but the lavatories were being blocked by a couple of women smoking their heads off. Back then, the lavatory doors had ashtrays on the outside of…

I was in India and got really, really sick. A couple of guys took pity on me after a couple of days and had me staying in their room (three beds) basically so that someone would know if I died. I’d been staying with them for a few days when they decided that I was just lolly-gagging at this point and was well enough…

The amount of poop and pee stories I have are the thing that defines me as a disgusting person. I wouldn’t even know which one to choose. And besides, it would dox me because I talk about them all the time in real life!

I just remembered this one too.

I swear we’ve had this one before but somehow it reminded me of something I saw in college: an elderly lady throwing up and her husband rubbing her back gently while she did it. To me that was a picture of true love.

I was dating my minister’s son. We went to a party and I drank a few beers. I wasn’t much of a drinker at this time, so those beers did a number on me.

Ugh. The baby I was nannying had a terrible ear infection, and I had taken on the extra responsibility of taking another kid to day camp, which was in the middle of nowhere.

Last Christmas Eve we stopped at my in law’s to drop some gifts off for extended family, as we wouldn’t be attending the big gathering the next day. in law’s were at another function, so the house was empty. Boyfriend and I had eaten a huge meal with my family and then drove for two hours, so we were in desperate need…

When I was 16 I dropped acid for the first time with a bunch of my girlfriends. We started out in my moms backyard and waited until it came on to head out and basically just wander around town at night. Everyone started feeling it within 30-60 mins, except me, but I figured maybe walking would help it kick so we…

I was staying at an all-inclusive resort in Mexico with my husband and one year old. I was also 7 months pregnant with my son. I never experienced morning sickness with either pregnancy but there’s a first for everything I guess.

Within a two month period, in the mid-late 90s, I saw three separate cases of parents or grandparents telling the younger generation to poop where they stood. Once at the Canal Street Station of the J/Z/M line, right on the platform. Once in Middle Village on Metropolitan Avenue. Once in Ridgewood on Fresh Pond Road. …

Mine was in 8th grade during a test can’t remember which one TAASK or something. I had a stomach bug told the teacher I was not feeling well but was lectured on the importance of the test. Halfway thru I vomited all over myself the desk and the floor. Then into the trash can on my way out the door. I don’t remember…

i have a million? they’re embarrassing enough that i won’t tell even anonymously. gah, f this post. i just had constant flashbacks for a minute straight. i had to stop myself.