It was like the Brits looked at the Roman empire and said, “Hold my pint.”

Dolphins are the rapists of the sea.

I used to love squid, but I can’t eat cephalopods anymore. They’re too smart and cool and should probably be running the world.

PIgs will eat you. I think it’s only fair to reciprocate.

For several years, when I was a teen, we raised 90% of our food ourselves. The closest I’ve come to finding that taste again is with organic. I don’t shop at Whole Foods, though, because you will be murdered for your parking spot. When I’ve shopped at the Costcos located in upper middle class areas, I’ve seen the same…

I’m an old, and my mother told me when I was a teen to learn how to type, so I “wouldn’t have to wait tables.” Of course, then she told me another time about how she got really good at dodging her supervisor at the bank where she worked when I was little. At least, though, she didn’t have to depend on tips.

Legally, yes. Reality, not bloody likely.

I believe Cersei was based on Margaret of Anjou, including the story that her son was not Henry VI’s.

I believe Cersei was based on Margaret of Anjou, including the story that her son was not Henry VI’s.

Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick and Kieran Culkin are the best parts of Scott Pilgrim, and watching Brandon Routh have fun. Routh seems like he’d be the fun goof best friend IRL.

I use a fairly gentle glycolic acid mask around three times a week. The instructions say once a week for 10 minutes. Using it three times a week for 3 to 5 minutes works better for me. My skin is old and sensitive, so I have to be careful. This way I don’t get irritated spots, and the results are noticeable.

It looks way too much like Jimmy Savile.

A good reason to avoid Wendy’s:

A good reason to avoid Wendy’s:

A good reason to avoid Wendy’s:

A good reason to avoid Wendy’s:

I used to love their salads (celiac, so fast food is limited for me), until I got major food poisoning from one. And it hit while I was at work. I’m pretty sure it was just the one restaurant, but I’m so paranoid now I won’t touch them.

Patrick, I think you need to talk to a lawyer about this. (I basically agree with your answer.) Depending on where HH lives, allowing someone to stay in his house a majority of the time could create a tenancy issue, giving J’s boyfriend rights that HH probably doesn’t want to deal with.

Nah, they’re looking to collect big when they leave office. If they do get jobs afterward with the companies they sucked up to, they won’t last long.

I only follow a little over a 100 people. A lot of them I have turned off retweets, but there are a couple I follow for their retweets because I look on them as news or interests aggregators. I have fun accounts I follow to keep me from going crazy from the serious accounts.