Do an image search of Martin Starr, and you will find photos of him ranging from “would not fuck if only working penis in the world” to “would fuck in the middle of a dirty biker bar.”

Having my parents join a Christian HDO just as I was entering puberty really messed with my head, but I was lucky that I wasn’t raised my entire life on the “sex is dirty and wrong unless you’re married” BS.

Okay, cool. But I can tell the difference between the organic versions and the non-organic versions of some fruit I’ve had, and the thing I notice the most was crispness versus mealiness.

I don’t find the kid actor or his face annoying. He’s doing his job. The character is annoying.

GoT/sitcom mashup? Hmmm. So many possibilities.

I know. I can also understand why his family and, now, many other people find him so fucking annoying.

Herb Caen called them “rats with wings.”

Granny Smith is the only kind I use in my apple cake, for those reasons.

Squirrels are rats with fluffy tails.

In that case, I’ll have to check it out.

I would tune in to Fresh Off the Boar if they would get rid of the Eddie character. That kid is so annoying. But Constance Wu is fantastic.

What kind of weird, sick, extreme fetish porn video does Jai Courtney have of studio execs that he keeps getting work?

I had c-sections with both deliveries, the first one was an emergency c-section after two days of labor, and there was no way in the seven hells I could have cared for my son after no sleep for two days and a nasty reaction to the morphine from the c-section. Having the nurses take him to the nursery and knowing…

People were blaming the recession on Obama within a couple years of him taking office.

Gross. He’s only 50? I thought he was like 60, or maybe 59 and begging for a last shag.

Bought a Dyson 9 years ago. Decided to test it out by first using the Hoover Windtunnel with bag that we had had for a few years on the carpet. Then I ran the Dyson over the same carpet. The Dyson picked up way more than the Hoover.

What is your field? Do you want to stay in teaching, or are you ready to step away and see where else you can use your degree?

Congratulations and Great Choice!

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I’ve heard terrible things about Splat.