Where the hell are you working?

Recipes are always appreciated.

If she has a key, change the locks. She’s no longer a welcome guest.

We’re here and we’ll listen.

I thought the Herbalife empire had collapsed. Crap. What a horrible thing to do to you.

Recipe, please, because I love that soup.

Unless a product says “fragrance free” there’s scent in it, even the ones that say “unscented.” They include scents to cover odors from ingredients.

Hot and sour soup when I’m sick.

You can do it. You’ve made the right decision. I finally got my abusive ex out of the house a few years ago, and I still had problems letting go. Now, I’m so happy. The kids are so happy. Everything is so much better.

Do you still have the plastic shower liners? Rip those fabric ones out as soon as they leave. Gross.

Thank you for the reminder.

Oh, hon. I’m so sorry. You can’t help being ill.

I get so pissed off every time the DirecTV ads come on with Peyton Manning. I also keep hoping that Action Bronson will kick it soon.

I know, I know. I’m just so old, and they’re just so college girl.

No, thank goodness. Well into menopause, now.

BEAUTY THREAD

I have a similar feature on my windows phone and it gives the option of whether to let calls/texts through if there are multiple calls/texts from the same number.

Of course, they did.

Husband: What’s this new whatsit gimmicky thing that came in the mail? Five dollars! That’s lot of money.

I tried but got kinja’ed too