That toast Midge gave was pure pain. I could barely watch it. The girl’s funny but she needs to learn how to read a room.

Omg! I hope you feel better. That is my worst fear.

I can’t breathe the air, literally. I have cold-weather asthma. And I also tend to experience cold as pain. So I’m screwed and I hate winter.

But what winter?

Right?   That’s such a ‘staple’ side dish...

Counterpoint: This is a shitty, anti-intellectual, anti-literary hot take. Hats off to anybody out there who is like, “Nope, I am not an entrepreneur, not a web developer, not an app-anything. I am a writer — specifically, a poet.” (And no, I am not a poet. I am a librarian, and thank god for poets.)

*Maher looks at Armie Hammer’s tweet*

Yeah. Totally makes no sense that a woman can get inexpensive-yet-nice-looking clothing when she lives in the motherfucking fashion/knock-off capital of the country.

AMEN to making it work on a budget. TJ Maxx, Marshalls, thrift/consignment stores and to a lesser extent Nordstrom Rack all can have great finds. I’ve managed to build a damn respectable work wardrobe by being savvy at these places. I use 40% off deals from Gap and Old Navy to get their stuff for super cheap. I’ll buy…

Okay, pretty sure the stick ‘n sack hobo travel combo is called a bindle. Surprised they didn’t call her a “Carpetbagger”.

Hell, I’ve got a lot of interactions on the hill (and friends there over the years) and I can say fairly confidently there probably IS an intern or spouse event going on at any given moment. Seriously, these people meet and have events like it was a Olympic sport.

My condolences to the family, particularly her children. People listen to me if you do nothing else. Get your flu shot and get you pneumonia and hepatitis B. You can never assume it is just a cold or the flue. 2017 was one of the three most deadly years for deaths from the flu. PLEASE GET VACCINATED.

So true. Also, I live in the tundra-aka-Minnesota. I have to tell my husband every.single.year that there is no purpose in salt when our actual air temps are -20!! 

Yeeeessss! Still laughing.

iCackled.

That doll looks like if Rakim was an inner city school teacher.

 If you’re still speaking to her, tell her you thought she was better than to be parroting Rick “Frothy” Santorum’s talking points.

As long as I live I will never forgive Berners for the treatment of John Lewis.

- mostly white idiots