(Although I KNOW he’s going to blame his departure on the “mean press” and not the fact he had to defend a bald-faced liar on a daily basis.

I am a super pale porcelain skinned red haired woman with skin cancer running rampant throughout my immediate and extended families. I hate the beach. Most of my time there is spent lathering myself in sunblock and worrying about whether I am burning. And usually, because I am so hot, I can’t tell if I am burning or…

I have heat stroke just looking at that

That’s how I’ve been voting also. Except when I really hate someone, and then I switch to Team Petty and vote for them, power be damned.

let’s try this:

Lena, just ugh. I wish she’d been up against Miley. Those two are the worst!

Man you had to put BernieBros up against the Flint officials in round 1...thats an elite eight or final four matchup right there!

My husband likes shopping and I hate it. I go directly to and get the few things I/we need, and he wants to inspect the entire store to see if they have anything interesting. It makes me crazy. 100% would prefer to spend my time playing video games. But I guess those throw pillows he found were nice.

Yasssss we finally get to see #dembabies! And best of all, the pics don’t include J*y. I do hope we get to see some pics w/Princess Blu & the Twins tho.

I’m going with a group of blerds and we’re all gonna dress up in our best African clothing. I. Can’t. Wait.

Me to Jason

Bucks County though.......

I did. I don’t get the hate???

People forget that outside of Philadelphia, Pittsburg, and Harrisburg, we’re an awfully rural, awfully red state, with all the pervasive bigotry, ignorance, and, unfortunately, poverty that implies. A lot like New York really, except their population is more unevenly concentrated in the liberal urban centers so it’s…

I don’t care what anyone says, “Boujee” is just wrong. It’s spelled, Bougie!

Naturally, but they don’t, hence ‘automatic gratuity’. Glad to see you have a grasp on the situation. If you have more snark, load it the fuck up and let’s go.

Oh my god, shut the fuck up.

I don’t comment here as prolifically as I may on other blogs - bc The Root does such a fantastic job of leaving nothing else to be said.

Everything Allyson just wrote is the Truth. We are devolving as a society. It is both terrifying and exhausting. I am exhausted.

Allyson thank you for such an incredibly painful yet powerful piece. I have not yet watched the dashcam footage because I am scared of what I might do out of anger to others. I feel like a failure to Philando Castile, I cant explain it. We watched him pass. That has stayed with me. How we watched him pass. I believe…