And yes Rami Malek I am looking right fucking at you. 

In all fairness, he has a job to do, too. It’s hard to finish that job and go home if every PA and assistant scheduler keeps interrupting you for a selfie. If you end up having to send a memo like this out, it’s usually because early on you gave a big, friendly “we’re all family here and my door’s always open!”…

I’m steady hoping that Fitz dies during this season’s finale. He’s such a useless boring character and Olitz is death.

He’s the first president to pass a comprehensive healthcare bill. He’s speaking at a healthcare conference. People heard, “Obama’s getting 400k for a Wall Street speech” and lost their minds.

No, back pain from unsupported large boobs is definitely worse than a well-fitted bra. Trust me.

Yeah...no. She’s Black and already has full lips. She is not going to get some damn injections while she’s pregnant and swollen. Sheesh.

I thought she just did…

The rule I have lived almost my entire adult life by: If I feel I need to strap up before I go somewhere, I really need to rethink going to that particular place.

I know exactly the type. Good on your friend for getting a shot in on the dumb fuck.

And the stands were half empty.

No winners in this not when children are involved. Broken house holds especially with children knowing the parents are going through a fight with other, SUCK!

It’s like Dashcon for social media influencers

We really have one popular politician to thank for main-lining this lazy-ass talking point.

WHY ISN’T THIS BEING TALKED ABOUT HERE:

Watching my ride-or-die Sanders friends melt down on social media about this has been high-larious.

TL;DR: NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

I spent hours! Literal hours scouring the lyric booklet of the Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness to find the perfect AOL handle!

“... but let’s not lose perspective.”

Agreed. Next thing you know, you’ll forget that Obama is no longer in public office, that Trump is President, and that worrying about Obama’s speech fee should be, like, item 1078 on the list of things to face head on right now.

I mean, it’d be crazy if people lost so much…

I’m done with all the Brets and Beckys and their, “Well, actually ...,” explanations for what’s obvious to anyone who looks close. I’m done worrying about those folks, “being offended,” that I suggest they may be harboring racist attitudes they haven’t exhumed, of watching their eye-rolls and, “I know black people,”…