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If looks could kill that man would be dead on the floor.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

I said “Oops!” up side ya head, I said oops up side ya head!

So many hurt feefees on so many brilliant white snowflakes...

Well.....as a member of all of these demographics......too poor to go a big city march as the sex work is a few years behind me.......and frankly, the number of women who either hate or condescend to sex workers FAR out weighs the number of supporters and I’m not particularly interested in listening to their sex

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Dude went, high, all right; high right up side his motherfukin’ head. lol

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Unless it’s late July and then it’s a billion degrees and fucking miserable.

Like, had they not formally appointed themselves the keeper of their father’s legacy, we wouldn’t even care about the King children. And this dizzy thing, this twisted sista, thinks we care about who she voted for? Girl, bye.

What most people who don’t live here don’t know is that the Mall is used as sports fields nearly year round. It is quite majestic to kick a ball, catch a football or swing a bat and have the Capitol on one side of you and the Washington Monument on the other. The areas all around the base of the Washington Monument

Auntie Maya ain’t never lied.

Excuse me for a minute, but...

Sure, Republicans are the Party of Lincoln if you forget the political realignment of the 20th century, mostly driven by white Southern aversion to giving civil rights to black people. Lincoln’s spinning in his grave, all: