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I’m hoping the Eagles fans heckle the shit out of him.

No, I feel you. I’m being petty in Princes name, and that’s not right. Maybe I’ll just hope that Timberlake falls off the stage instead.

Princes sister is on some weird shit. She invited Timberlake to Paisley Park to perform this week. Even got a liquor license for the party (Paisley Park was dry when Prince was alive). Totally disrespectful to his memory. I hope he haunts tf out of Timberlake.

Well, he did perform at Paisley Park the other day. He probably thinks he deserves it :(

I just squealed reading this! Briana, you are one of my cosplay inspirations and I’m so excited to see you published on The Glow Up! Thank you for this wonderful piece!

More power to you! My mother had leashes for me and my twin sister. We were wanderers and it was the only way she could leave the house and run errands without one of us dashing away. I feel bad for the stuff little Burner and Twin Burner put her through!

I’m putting money on Hotmail.

I think I’m a level 4.5. I’m Team Natural, have a copy of the Woke-inary”, and I don’t care if my black pride makes white people uncomfotable. Yet I can’t give up meat and my boyfriend is white. I might have canceled myself out.

I can’t nap for short periods of time. I feel worse if I try to take a 15-30 minute nap. It take me a while to settle down long enough to sleep . 45 minutes can work for me, but an hour and half is the sweet spot.

They had them half mast at my college today. It was a sobering sight.

Lin Manuel Miranda reaction kinda scared me (in a good way). He has such a positive and happy go lucky persona. Lin’s righteous fury is how everyone should feel about this bullshit.

That is a good idea! I would put on How Things Work back when I had cable. I’d also fall asleep to Scrubs, Futurama, and Arrested Development. I liked to play the audio commentary and focus on that. It was super soothing.

TwinBurner says Mrs. Obama was constantly on the go at the White House. Apparently there are parts of the experience that she doesn’t remember because she was so busy.

My twin is attending this conference. She was in awe of everything Mrs. Obama said.

Me too. I feel uncomfortable when things go well for me. If I find myself in a happy mood I’ll try to make myself feel nuetral to be prepared for if things go to shit.

*Waves* Hello Friends! I should have been in bed at 11:00 pm last night. I didn’t start winding down until 2:30 am because I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole watching old performance from the show Glee. Before that I was getting my morbid on by reading stuff about Lisa Lopes and Cory Montheith’s deaths.

Omg, I forgot about that! How high do you think the writers were when they wrote that scene?

Ah man, I loved that show! It was always off the rails, though. What level of nutty was to much for you?