Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

...“he finished last in the 40-car field March 5 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway and failed to qualify for the season-opening race at Daytona International Speedway.”

Sounds too familiar...

30 states with online voter registration

So this hotel incident is also gonna result in a purple diamond? Crazy.

Upon apprehension, the thief will be charged with a Class Eh felony.

Why can’t she try to be a more perfect candidate though?

Nah. Blues’ll pass Dallas, Dallas will blow its chance to beat the partially-Keithless Hawks and that assbag will be rested for round two with us. Because Blues.

You think that’s impressive, my grandpa can do number one in his sleep.

Report: Andy Reid threw scout’s cheese danish into his belly!

Adequate Man; where fake infidelity becomes a topic for some reason.

That speaks to how incredible Vince was as much as anything else, no?

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the pandas.

Locker room culture is such bullshit. Team Russell on this one.

just be happy Trump isn’t on the team.

What did FDR (allegedly) say about Samoza?

I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.