Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

Can you even imagine how good it’s going to feel when he finally gets off though?

...if you’re going to come to Atlanta, sometimes that’s how it is around here, you’re going to have to get used to it.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.

The proper euphemism is Forget-Me Pill.

So you’re saying I can’t simply feed you kindness coins until the sex falls out?

So if you don’t want to get raped, don’t leave your house because there are rapists everywhere. But also, don’t be afraid of getting raped when you go out because that’s insulting to men

This thissity this. Bea was was the original Bey.

Bea Arthur was a goddess on earth and the absolute best.

That’s up there with the heaviest things I’ve heard.

This is amazing. I love The Golden Girls. I used to watch it with my grandmom when I was a kid but didn’t get a lot of it. Re-watching it as an adult was a goddamn treasure. Hot damn that was a sassy and smart as fuck show.

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

At least you were there at the end.

My father died as a result from a brain aneurysm that burst while he was in his work area in my basement. When he collapsed, he smashed his face on the arm saw , breaking his nose. I found his a few hours later, barely clinging to life as he was basically brain-dead at that point (but alive, despite the coagulated…

My brother’s friend collapsed and died from an aneurysm in middle school right in the middle of basketball practice. In middle school. In perfect health. Messed everyone up pretty good. Still freaks me out.

On the other hand, it’s a pretty clean way to go...

Totally. I’m already preparing to give Cal a run to the Sweet 16 in my bracket based on one minute of highlights. It could work!

I think we found a new love interest for Frank Reynolds.

You forgot to put “job creators” in quotes.