Same. This is where my general belief that corporal punishment solves nothing butts heads with my sense of “someone needs a whippin’”.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

The age of consent in Britain is 16? Maybe I’m biased as an American, but that doesn’t seem right.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

to answer your question. yes, the knicks would be better

Wow, Kuato can really handle a guitar.

“This next song is called ‘My Neck Waddle Has Eaten My Neck.’”

I am convinced that if I don’t drink coffee every day, I would never poop.

When Rovell helps me get a goddamn 4.9-star-rated Roomba for $399, I’ll start following him.

Kinja Deals gets more retweets than Rovell.

Yeah I thought it would be a neat little picture gallery of tasty street food, but shoehorning a health angle pretty much killed it. It’s like when Americans go to Europe and are shocked that the “cultured” Europeans smoke like chimneys, they can’t understand that other people live and do things a tiny bit differently…

Oh, you didn’t like the nose-in-air idiotic tone of this piece either?

I’m putting $10 on Tiger banging that kid’s mom for revenge.

+ 1 Self High-Five

+1

...wait

The rest of Nash’s body will be used to study the effects of DDP.

Chastain told The New York Times that she believes she shook off a concussion “probably a half-dozen times” during her career, and sometimes experiences short-term memory loss.

It looks like they took the background from Scarface and made it into a jacket. A $2k jacket, no less.

I read the AV Club’s yesterday. Can we talk about the fact that Stephanie is a DJ NAMED DJ TANNER???