I imagine if I had stayed in school your comment would be funny

Brian Roberts is the Brian Roberts of basketball.

Not very good white guy who played for Chicago and Atlanta. I'll say... Jeff Blauser.

Kirk Hinrich is the Darin Erstad or David Eckstein of basketball.

And the corpse of George Steinbrenner smiles.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

I really wonder how much of that was King, and how much of it was Prokorov wanting to add some big names for the first season in Brooklyn?

The Old Yeller contract clause.

Easy day. Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard may be available, and I think the Nets have some draft picks starting in 2025. The real tough part is to see if you can talk Kobe Bryant out of this whole silly retirement thing.

Longer than I’ve been alive (1982). Probably longer than my dad’s been alive (1955). Maybe not since before my grandfather was born (1922) - I don’t know when college football (Vols have been at it since 1891) became COLLEGE FOOTBAW.

Peyton? More like Lipton, AMIRITE?

Between his Dad and his soon-to-be-stepdad (Rupert Murdoch), you would hope that someone would just set up a reverse Truman Show thing for him (ie he thinks he’s filming a popular TV show, but nothing is being recorded, everyone is paid to create the illusion it is functioning production).

i think this was also the name of a TED talk by athletes with CTE

it premiered the same night as walking dead and i think A LOT more people would have wanted to watch that live.

Made me think of this:

“Coaches come and go.”

Are you mad that they cast Rocky Dennis as Marcia Clark?

The thirst is real. In anything, anything is better than masturbating, again.