I kind of want to start a thumb monkey rescue center now for when these little critters are inevitably abandoned. I would have the best miniature jungle gym for them...made of Tinker Toys and boba straws.

I’ll bet the 76ers could trade for Howard without having to trade or release a single player, and still be under the cap.

if he was a gold box deal i’m sure shepp mcallister would buy two of him.

knicks! (lights crack pipe, smokes that glass dick)

What if they have 4G?

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

It would be a crying transvestite if Emmitt no longer gave his hot tokes!

I would...as long as I am not required to wear a tuxedo every night to dinner.

Agreed. Looks like a carnival replica of a diseased female reproductive system.

Well, you’ve seen Footloose haven’t you? Once we get out of eyesight of the pastor it is complete and total chaos. Almost like rumspringa.

I feel like Juan Dixon got a “Where’s your parents” chant when he played at Duke way back when. In case you couldn’t tell, they were not alive.

My response to picture 1: “Jesus.”

I knew that even while loading up a four minute old article I was going to be too late to make this joke

Just awful. I remember reading that SI piece when it came out and that family seemed so loving and caring.

<nods> That is like making a Brian Harper reference and not cracking a “You’ll have to give him a second, he has both Crockett and Tubbs on the line,” joke.

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?

Honest question. Why say RCJH? Jayhawk is one word, isn’t it? Shouldn’t it just be RCJ?

Cool story, bro.

WE ARE PHKD.