Preseason is just football methadone. It sort of takes the edge off, but it’s not the real thing.

I miss Paterson. He was the only Governor in my lifetime who actually seemed to give a shit about straightening out New York, rather than using the position as a springboard to the White House.

Manuel doesn’t play for Buffalo any more, but Jacksonville probably wouldn’t check first.

For purposes of this exercise, the receiver is both massless and frictionless.

Marrone is the only Bills coach to move on to an even more embarrassing quarterback situation.

He’s aging at Steve Bannon rates. Someone check his browser history, make sure he’s not mainlining Breitbart.

Don’t forget about the freeze-dried survival food buckets.

That’s because we trade away Marshawn and keep CJ, because we’re the stupidest team in the league.

Shot in the dark based on your posting history - are you a UB alum?

My alma mater is in DI — it could charitably be described as whatever the level below mid-major is. They cut football and a bunch of other sports about fifteen years ago, because they realized that they would never be competitive, so why bother? I don’t think it had much of an effect on donations.

The NFLPA is the weakest union of the major sports for a reason.

Money’s tough to come by in a Golden Bear market.

Requisition me a beat.

Melt them down. Use the metal to make desks for low-income school districts.

There’s a huge General Mills plant in downtown Buffalo — the whole business district smells like Lucky Charms.

I actually ate something out of the garbage the other day because my wife tossed out something that was half-eaten before I had a chance to get at it.
I made myself fried eggs for breakfast a couple mornings ago. I ate the eggs, turned to the fridge to get a piece of bread to mop up the yolk, and my wife grabbed…

Brandon Beane could murder Tyrod Taylor

Byron Leftwich is the black friend who gets recast midway through season 1 for not testing well with audiences.

I thought he meant the Gophers. I totally forgot that the Wild exist.

I haven’t seen anything on CNN since the “missing plane” extravaganza. Looks like they’ve somehow gotten even worse since then.