I’ve love to see it in college sports, moving between conferences. Would play hell with scheduling though.

It’s exciting to see the capital cities of our two nations playing against one another.

Don’t worry, the Presidents Trophy is the REAL prize, guys!

You can’t out-meme the shitlords.

Ah, the Kessel Run.

Marv Levy coming back to work in the Bills front office was terrible.

That’s how it always works. Nobody in Buffalo eats shitty Anchor Bar wings, but that’s what they always show as “local color” for the Bills broadcast.

Good job getting downgraded from “mass murderer” to “murderer”. That might get you an extra package of ramen in the commissary!

+1 Hero Squad

It’s sexist to point out that nobody is aware of the draft for a relatively obscure sport?

Hey, I watch college hockey. Do you know who won the Hobey Baker Award this year? No, you don’t, because it’s an obscure sport that relatively few people pay attention to.

They need to bring back those sweet black third jerseys. Especially now that they won’t be issuing one to Jon Kitna.

I think a lot of people were surprised to hear the WNBA draft was tonight.

My sons knew the words to O Canada by the time they were three.

He thinks the oversized clown suits mean we can’t tell he’s the fattest President since Taft.

Ketchup or catsup?

It’s a little known fact that Donnie also destroyed the USHL.

I had a similar experience. I didn’t care at all about sports when I was a kid, but I wanted a cap. So I went to the store and bought an Indians cap, because it was the only one with a cartoon on it and I thought it looked cool.

“And I’m doing a triathlon this summer.”

Not to be outdone, a Jaguars fan will be diving into their community hot tub to retrieve a dropped bag of boiled peanuts during a preseason game.

I want to make another burner to give this another star.