“Okay, I’m sorry — do you want to lose?”

“The goddamn Germans got nothin’ to do with it!”

My wife and I still quote Lovitz in A League of Their Own saying “See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.” and “Haven’t you ever heard of a leash?!?”

A spectacularly shitty CVT.

C-i-l-l.

All that “fags” and “faggots” material seemed edgy back then but is pretty much gay-bashing. Especially after cops picked up Eddie with a transvestite prostitute in the 90’s.

I’ll cut him some slack. Compared to him on his own show, his Boris Johnson was practically Laurence Olivier.

...role with it

Fallon was doing a fucking Mike Myers impression.

Magnificent find. Thanks for posting that and making this a bit less depressing.

You’re fine as long as you avoid ones with icing.

‘Jackass’ I can understand even if I don’t fully agree. But ‘scum’ implies much darker shit. A jackass calls someone a child molester. Scum would Photoshop a pic (or deep fake a video) to look like someone is molesting a kid —- and leak it to the tabloids.

Scum seems a bit strong. Flawed? Sure. Crazy? Probably. I’ve read stuff that points to him quashing unionization at Tesla but I’m genuinely asking: what earns him such loathing from you?

Amen. Who knew Louie Anderson had dramatic acting chops? Many episodes I’d forget “he” was in drag.

Except the SVO predates the XR4ti by a model year in the U.S.

Sebov is clearly the asshole here, especially with the extra cheating-mom details, as you point out. Still, Sebov pushes first in reaction to Alycia charging at her pretty hard. Even assholes don’t want their asses kicked.

Proposed addendum to Rule of Whiteness: After doing something clearly shitty to a black person, and they aggressively charge at you (offering rush delivery of that smoke), don’t move or react, just accept the smoke. 

You know who really were dapper? The OG Nazis. Style for days. Sleek fascist couture from the lowliest infantryman all the way up to you-know-who. But it doesn’t change the fact that they were fucking monsters. Same deal with Spencer. Knock this superficial shit off.

Holy shit. It’s a comments section, not a pop-culture-blogger-fantasy-camp. If you disagree with the reviewer, say so. Don’t try rewriting the review.

No. Slate’s genuine, funny, and endearing.