First we watched them stop winning Super Bowls. Then we watched them stop winning playoffs. Eventually they stopped winning any games. Like the Jedi, these mystical “Dolphins fans” are all but extinct. 

I don’t know if it’s an absence-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder thing but I really like that. Certainly better than REM’s last couple albums.

I could see that becoming an upsell experience down the road. Similar to how on-property hotel guests get early entrance or extended hours. 

In fairness to Miller, back in the 1980s/90s, he wasn’t batshit crazy/conservative yet and was genuinely funny. Both seemed to change after after 9/11.

Start sucking?

It’s owned by Murdoch / Newscorp for fuck’s sake!

If the bodybuilders are pros, it’s not a hobby.

I like your take almost as much as I like your screen name. Bravo.

Oh, please. Like Trump has any clue where any woman’s button is. Or cares enough to find or attend to it.

Dee dee dee, da da da, whatever the hell else ya wanna write...

I must have missed Melania’s name on the ballot. Maybe because I was focused on checking the box that would’ve led to a woman to running the country. 

Like not using capitalization or abbreviations correctly? 

According to one article, he not only practiced, but did so on a replica of the device that he made, and peppered the producers with questions about the buzzing-in signal lights.

He bets everything roughly half the time. But that is judicious because the guy is rarely wrong. His breadth of knowledge is quite magnificent.

Amen. 

Yes!

With BTS’s eerie identical looks, liberal use of make-up, and heavy androgyny, those fans probably lash out so they don’t have to confront some deeper issues.

Solid points all around but special thanks for the 1988 primary debate stuff. I can still hear Al Franken’s (sigh) Paul Tsongas warbling “I dohn wahn to be Santa Cwaus.”

“Faithing” is wonderfully Kimmy Schmidt.