Oooh, imagine if there was footage of her being shelled.

Was timeless. New 3-series makes this scientifically irrefutable. 

Agreed. A luke-warm defense of Nissan is this noble weirdness. 

…how *incredibly easy* it would be for the Republicans to find another dipshit Scalia clone…

I so am. 

That’s a shame. I’d come to accept Harmon’s assholery as a nagging but necessary part of the price for his semi-genius.

Please forgive the error. I was emotionally concussed by that game. Fellow (South) Florida Man here, so I know your pain.

I get more of this vibe…

You’re off by a generation for both…

DT: Listen, Primin’ Jeff, what country am I the El Presidentay of?

I’m blatantly stealing “hurt my fee fees” and using it as often and aggressively as possible. Bless you.

Hmm. Equally clever and scummy.

Can’t hardly wait ‘til I can pick one up (with stick!) slightly used.

This blog is wrong.

Don’t forget that the Jags got to one of those AFC Championship games by beating the Dolphins 60-7. 

Look, if you play in the Super Bowl, it’s part of the season. The Dolphins ran the table. Pats didn’t. (Besides, it’s all we masochist Miami fans have left.)  

Great call. I love how Palin blames Johnathan Pryce for being tortured by him.

He comes dangerously close in Infinity War.

Yes! It’s one of the only times a Cruise character felt like a real person.

He owes a lot to Michael Mann for that performance, though.